Perhaps spending my days with five children is rubbing off on me because I've started only buying foods that either taste delicious, or have funny packaging. (I am 8 years old, and that's perfectly fine with me.) Enter my beloved Monoprix.
Anyone who has eaten with me knows of my love of Mexican food and that my preferred condiment is guacamole. I can't get enough of the stuff, so I gorged myself on it before I left, not knowing when I would find it again. Luckily I found it at the local market and promptly devoured the entire container.
"On adore votre sens de l'houmous" : We love your sense of hummus (ie: humour).
"On a toujours besoin d'un bon avocat" : We always need a good lawyer/avocado.
In French, avocat can refer to either a lawyer (ie: advocate), or an avocado. I like both meanings.
Always on the search for funny foods, and I know Paris will not disappoint!